This just in. Fuking Beach Police report that a car full of imbeciles careened over a cliff on Geronimo Road this afternoon, plunging some 200 feet into the rocky coastline below. Details are still sketchy, but early reports indicate that no one cares. The imbeciles, whose names are being withheld pending notification of someone who might care, suffered severe head injuries which apparently had no effect on their intelligence. Witnesses say the imbeciles were ogling a pretty girl who was walking down Geronimo Road when the driver apparently failed to see a large sign which reads "Danger: Road Ends."
According to witnesses, the imbeciles are well known in the Fuking Beach community for their loud music and rude behavior. Said one resident, "They will be sorely missed...NOT!"
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