A sign purporting to direct motorists to a "pretty girl" may have been a factor in the two crashes last week that killed four imbeciles and ritically injured four others last week. Fuking Beach Police Detective Noah Klu says investigators have recovered time lapse photographs showing the second car of imbeciles careening over the cliff at the end of Geronimo Road. The first photograph depicts the car passing a sign that reads "Pretty Girl Straight Ahead." In the second photograph, the imbeciles' vehicle crashes through a barrier and warning sign that reads "Road Ends DANGER." "I reckon they was fixated on the sign about the pretty girl and just kept on driving. That's what I think," said Klu, who has yet to solve his first case. "They must of thought that there was a pretty girl waiting for em at the end of the road. Tough break."
Det. Klu says the photographs may be used as evidence against the individual who constructed the hoax sign. Detectives speculate that the imbeciles were the victims of an elaborate set up.
Residents who live along Geronimo Road have complained about the imbeciles for years. Police released more than 5000 complaints today in which residents reported incidences of loud music, harassing female pedestrians, littering, and other anti-social behavior.
"They were a menace," said one resident who asked to remain anonymous. "They whistled everytime they saw a woman walking down the street. They urinated out of the car windows. They were disgusting."
Given that the imbeciles were so disliked, Detective Klu speculates that the investigation will be concluded without anyone being charged.
"Whoever planted that sign did the community a huge favor," said Det. Klu. "It's going to be near impossible to find someone on the jury who will want to convict."
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