Honorable Mention:Best Feature: Losers 4
When our Imbecile journalists went hunting for news, Huge G. Moron came up with this candid shot of four losers attempting to woo a couple of hot chicks. The girls, of course, were disgusted, but the optimistic looks on the faces of all four imbeciles were priceless. I'm sure they still all had dates that night -- with Rosy Palm!
4th PlaceCover Story: The Moron
Nothing told the story of Imbecile Magazine better than a full frontal shot of an actual moron. This guy, with his giant sweatshirt, saggy jeans, and exposed giant underpants was the embodiment of everything we're all about. Thanks, idiot, for making our premiere issue so special!
Nothing told the story of Imbecile Magazine better than a full frontal shot of an actual moron. This guy, with his giant sweatshirt, saggy jeans, and exposed giant underpants was the embodiment of everything we're all about. Thanks, idiot, for making our premiere issue so special!
3rd PlaceSpecial Investigation: Beer Bong Idiots
In one of our most celebrated exposes, Imbecile Magazine went behind the scenes in a college dorm to investigate the antics of "beer bongers," imbeciles who can't seem to get enough alcohol simply by drinking it out of a cup or a bottle. We learned that, contrary to popular belief, these people are actually technically classified as humans, though it seems more fitting they should spend their lives in a zoo where they can be more easily studied.
2nd PlaceLifestyle Page: Chillin' at Micky D's
For our career section, we offered a unique glimpse into the number one profession chosen by imbeciles: Fast Food. After the dream of becoming a rap artist finally dies, most imbeciles jump behind the counter to finance their marijuana habits. It's also great when you've constantly got the munchies. Ready for another double cheeseburger?
And the winner is...
Spot News: Geronimo!
This once-in-a-lifetime photo didn't come from an Imbecile Magazine staffer. It was submitted by a loyal reader. Apparently, someone was in the right place at the right time when a carload of annoying idiots careened over Dumass Cliff at the end of Geronimo Road. Normally, we get criticized for airing too much negative news, but when we ran this story, the kudos kept coming and coming! You're welcome!!!
This once-in-a-lifetime photo didn't come from an Imbecile Magazine staffer. It was submitted by a loyal reader. Apparently, someone was in the right place at the right time when a carload of annoying idiots careened over Dumass Cliff at the end of Geronimo Road. Normally, we get criticized for airing too much negative news, but when we ran this story, the kudos kept coming and coming! You're welcome!!!
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