FINALLY! Test Your Knowledge: The Ultimate Road Rules Quiz

Did you enjoy "Road Rules" week last week? Did you learn a lot? I bet you did. Hopefully, you're well prepared for today's little quiz. Not exactly a driver's test but an excellent quiz nonetheless. Are you ready? Here's the first question.


1. You're trying to drive and two skanks decide that they want to jaywalk, stopping traffic in all directions. One of them even flips you the bird. Do you:

A. Honk really loud.
B. Honk really really loud.
C. Pull your hair out and scream "Why Me?"
D. Hit the gas and flatten them like a pair of buckwheat pancakes.



2. Bicyclists who ride in the center of the lane, pretending they are cars are:

A. Jerks
B. Jerks
C. Jerks
D. Jerks


3. If you have a minor accident in a busy street, you should immediately:

A. Leave your vehicles right where they are so the police can arrive and make a full report to determine fault.
B. Move your cars to the side of the road.
C. Call the police and await further instructions.
D. Are you kidding about B? No one is decent enough to pull to the side of the road. That would be too considerate. Nooooooooo! We have to create a major crime scene that blocks traffic in all directions for hours. Hell, we have to wait for CSI to come out and crack the case. This is going to be the lead story on the 6 o'clock news!


4. People who stand in the middle of busy intersections begging for money are:

A. Scam artists.
B. Disrupting traffic flow.
C. Probably not all that poor in the first place.
D. Yes.


5. Comment on this photo.

A. Owwww!
B. Oops!
C. Idiot! That will teach you to ride your damn bike in the middle of the street in the wrong direction.
D. Boy, I wish I was a lawyer right now!

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Answers: 1. c; 1. c; 3. c; 4. c; 5. c. (See, sometimes it pays to put all Cs)