IMBECILE FASHION SPREAD! HOT NEW LOOKS FOR SUMMER! by I. Forkrap

Yo yo yo. Time to bee poppin tags again. 86 those county blues cuz U B geared in your LA sag. No time for skeet pants -- git yourself saggin and braggin. Shorty know what eye Beez talkin bout. When you dress like dis-izzle, you B so fly-izzle your boo will go crazy and think you got a jump-off-izzle! Check it out, yizzle!

Model:
Gary Spotswood ("G-Spot"); Age 25.

Occupation:
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Education:
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All about muh-ee:
Wangsta (wannabe gangster); Emo.

Fly drink:
Crunk juice; Bacardi; Any 24-oz malt liquor

My ride:
Riced up 1986 Nissan Pulsar.

Hair Color:
Paris Hilton foogazey.

Likes: Bling, Benjamins; Big badonkadonk; my gold-plated grill.

Dislikes: Brama: spooge on my new shoes; when customers ask for extra cheese

My gear:
Giant Bulls eye T-shirt, size XXXXXXL by Liv. N. Large Fashions, c/o I.B. Sowen, Inc.
Giant checked drawz by Check-It-Out Designs; designed by Jenny Tull and Skid, Mark.
Supersized saggy denim jeans, size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL by Zip Herrup.
Fake Leather Belt by Tanya Hyde, pleather accessories and other cheap junk for sale.

Faux Gold Painted Belt Buckle by Dolt, Cheese & Garbanza
Smiley medallion designed by R. Slicker c/o Jewlree4Idjits
Gold Grill by Dr. D. Kay, DDS.
Hair Design by What-was-U-Thinkin Hair Salon, L.A.

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