Having read the final "Flying is Fun" question yesterday, you're probably chomping at the bit wondering what the possible answers are. Sorry if the suspense kept you up all night. To tell the truth, I didn't sleep much either, so now we're even. Anyway, you'll recall that I had posted the following question: You're trying to get some sleep on a long flight across the country when this little brat climbs over the back of your seat and pokes you in the eye. What should you do? For those of you who would like see the picture again, here it is below: 
Now, keep in mind that this little varmint is merely icing on the stinking rotten cake which the airline has been feeding you ever since the moment you arrived at the airport. You asked for an exit row and they wanted to charge you for it. Then, they stuck you in a middle seat because the moment you asked for an exit row seat, they released your aisle seat in the computer system and once they finally admitted that the new seat was going to cost you a ton of money, they gently but matter-of-factly announced that your seat had already been gulped up either by another reservation agent or by some "seat stalker" out in cyberspace. Needless to say, nothing is working out for you. You even brought your own blanket and the flight attendant tried to take that away from you and give it someone in business class. When you pointed out that the blanket was, in fact, yours, she got all nasty and now she has just bypassed your row with the drink cart, claiming she'll get you "on the way back." Yup, we all know what that means!
Anyway, choice No. 1 is pretty self explanatory. Because the little brat's parents decided not to discipline their kid, they've left you with no choice but to take action. So, you grab that rope which you luckily had stored in your carry-on, tie the kid up, and stick him in the restroom. This way, he can't bother you or anyone else on the flight. What do you think? Is it a good choice? You decide. See you tomorrow!
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